The inspiration: Slashdot has a tyrant.
What level do you browse slashdot at
+5 I'm too young to die!
+4 Don't hurt baby jeebus!
+3 Hey not too rough!.
+2 In Soviet Russia, Slashdot browses YOU!
+1 Hurt me plenty!
0 I'm CowboyNealClone - I need my daily dose of goat guy and tubgirl!