http://howfuckedismydatabase.com/nosql/ (Some NSFW language.)

I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the slaughtering pens of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, has the stomach to do.

Isn't this zombie-mania past its prime yet? It was funny for a while, but now it's just overplayed.

It's powered by the owner's ego.

We're that much closer to mastering alchemy, because someday we'll be able to produce anti-antimony, i.e. mon(e)y.

Can't it just Google them?

Well-played, sir.

I would have expected Bill Gates to have a much, much lower Slashdot number.

The Confederates did something like this in the early days of the US Civil War--they painted logs to look like cannons, and they often succeeded in fooling Union surveillance. Why "Quaker" guns? Because the Quakers were (and are) avowed pacifists (except for the one who was elected President of the US). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quaker_Gun