Well played sir!
Implant the camera and have it take a feed direct off the optic nerve. Implant the wireless in the head too with some local storage to cover when there is no signal. Active monitoring so if the signal drops for any length of time agents are dispatched to the last known location.
Much Geekier now!
How about that for your SAR limits?
Just install Linux on a netbook and see what happens:
You must live in Texas sir. That is the only state I can think of that would make it an automatic offence to not have a firearms license, with or without owning a firearm!
They got prison, with SOME of the time suspended.
Gotta pass that sort of cost on to the consumer, dontcha know?
I prefer IANALFAPP (I Am Not A Lawyer For All Practical Purposes)
I don't anal fapp, and really would not advertise it if I did!
When they have been "Proven to work" the scanners will be introduced at court houses. "But they are in use at the airport, so they are not an invasion of privacy."
Next you will see them in nightclubs. "Proven security technology, requirements of a licence, trust us not to keep the images.."
Schools? "But these are the same images as made in airports, so it is not indecent"
Most thieves will not be thinking "Oh, that's the big bank execs laptop, I wonder what confidential information he has? Let's have a look shall we", but more likely "Oh, look. Shiny!"