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Comment Obligatory (Score 5, Funny) 82 82

ROLLER CAPTION: IN 1970, THE BRITISH EMPIRE LAY IN RUINS, FOREIGN NATIONALS FREQUENTED THE STREETS - MANY OF THEM HUNGARIANS (NOT THE STREETS - THE FOREIGN NATIONALS). ANYWAY, MANY OF THESE HUNGARIANS WENT INTO TOBACCONIST'S SHOPS TO BUY CIGARETTES...
Enter Hungarian gentleman with phrase book. He is looking for the right phrase.
Hungarian I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
Tobacconist Sorry?
Hungarian I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
Tobacconist No, no, no.This ... tobacconist's.
Hungarian Ah! I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.
Tobacconist No, no, no ...tobacco...er, cigarettes?
Hungarian Yes, cigarettes. My hovercraft is full of eels.
Tobacconist What?
Hungarian (miming matches) My hovercraft is full of eels.
Tobacconist Matches, matches? (showing some)
Hungarian Yah, yah. (he takes cigarettes and matches and pulls out loose change; he consults his book) Er, do you want ... do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
Tobacconist I don't think you're using that right.
Hungarian You great pouf.
Tobacconist That'll be six and six, please.
Hungarian If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected.
Tobacconist (miming that he wants to see the book; he takes the book) It costs six and six ...(mumbling as he searches) Costs six and six ... Here we are ... Yandelvayasna grldenwi stravenka.
        Hungarian hits him between the eyes. Policeman walking along the street suddenly stops and puts his hand to his ear. He starts running down the street, round corner and down another street, round yet another corner and down another street into the shop
Policeman What's going on here then?
Hungarian (opening book and pointing at tobacconist) You have beautiful thighs.
Policeman What?
Tobacconist He hit me.
Hungarian Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime.
Policeman Right! (grabs him and drags him out)
Hungarian My nipples explode with delight.

Comment They are dead (Score 1) 70 70

The Gunmen briefly reappeared several months later, as ghosts with whom Mulder seemed to be able to communicate. The trio appeared to him alone, at the side of a road on the Texas-New Mexico border at approximately 5:07 a.m., while Mulder was urinating, having stopped off on the way to New Mexico. Apparently, the apparitions of the Lone Gunmen tried to dissuade Mulder from proceeding to New Mexico with Scully and continuing to search for the truth of colonization once there, but Mulder ignored their warnings and continued on his way. (TXF: "The Truth")

In the comic book adaptation of the series The X-Files Season 10â"which takes place after the events of The X-Files: I Want to Believeâ"it is revealed that the Lone Gunmen are alive and well, having faked their deaths during the events of "Jump the Shark". The group was aided by the FBI and have since been working underground, aiding the US government; for instance, Langly mentions that he was responsible for the Stuxnet virus in 2010. However, this retcon wouldn't make any sense at all since The Lone Gunmen showed themselves to Mulder as a ghost in the Truth.

It pissed me off when they killed the the lone gunmen off since it was a series I enjoyed. Having them show up as ghosts confirmed the deaths.

It's going to have to be an amazing explanation to explain the whole ghost bit.

I'll enjoy watching x-files again - but I'm flipping my middle finger at the idiots that think that this kind of retcon will relaunch the series.

Comment Re:I've got the DVDs waiting to burn .ISOs (Score 0) 172 172

The reason it "smells funny" is because they are going the facebook route.

You had to give an email that you had to verify, and everyone that has verified that goes into your contacts list will be matched and mapped.

Your calender and other info will helpfully be uploaded as well as your pictures. Adobe Flash is also included into the system, but can't be removed.

If you try to remove groove music you'll get blocked. etc etc.

It's not your system anymore - It's microsoft's information harvester. No wonder it's free.

Comment my issues (Score 1) 106 106

I'm on 10166 but when I try to launch Visual Studio I get a bad install warning on some of the choices to start it.

I loaded Steam and tried defense grid 2 but the video drivers aren't working properly.

Start up and surfing is faster than Ubuntu 14 was on the laptop - so that was an eye opener.

I hate that windows is moving to type it to find it, I prefer list it and click it.

I don't want to remember what what I need to use. I want the list of stuff so I can find what I need to use.

Comment Look the part (Score 2) 125 125

Yeah - sorry dice - dressing pretty to become a boss just shows how stupid people who want to be bosses are.

And that's why competent people hate them.

Clothing does not reflect ability. I'm quite sure I can code far better naked than someone who thinks spend two or three grand on an Armani overhaul can.

Comment It's a great idea (Score 2) 111 111

It's a good marketing move - most people just download the free version and scan. Problems fixed so they won't buy it for the bells and whistles - now they'll get lots of people to try the bells and whistles and might retain future revenue.

It's better than them canceling the free version and make it pay only for revenue.

Comment Re:Glaing Error (Score 1) 305 305

Nope.

Just asking honestly - when people are driven from their lands from 1920 to 1948 and lose everything, and in my case lose an uncle to drowning and another uncle sent to siberia - and have a portion of my family deported to australia during that time - I'm asking an honest question as a first generation American.

How does my family get everything back in Lithuania? Why do the people protesting a telescope refuse to care about my families plight, and with that asked and answered - why should I care about theirs?

Comment Re:Glaing Error (Score 0, Troll) 305 305

My grandparents were forced from their lands - had to flee to america or be deported to Siberia.

Can you tell me how to regain my ancestors homes and religious areas? Can you also explain why you never cared about my ancestors, and why I should care about yours?

Thanx in advance!

Comment Re:When You Are An Isil Freedom Fighter (Score 2) 126 126

From my experience single programming with quality co-workers that you can interact with is the way to go.

Once they started scrum - progress slammed to a halt at the last big company I worked at. I have no idea why they blame programmers for excel spreadsheet failures that were timelined by project managers.

If I was lazy, I would love to have one person at a keyboard and happily chirp with the rest of the crowd on how to process a variable. I don't understand how that actually saves money - anyone with spreadsheet skills, can you show me?

Comment confederate flag = nigger (Score 2) 818 818

If Confederate Flag = Nigger then

Then search engines and shops banning stuff having the confederate flag or containing the word nigger are definitely in the right!

That being said - I'm missing where all of the bandwagon jumpers are blocking rap lyrics - or anything to do with the word nigger.

If we accept Confederate Flag is racist or hurtful to some people and embrace the block, then we must also accept that the failure to do the same with the word nigger means is not racist or hurtful when used and therefore should be allowed and embraced.

That being said - I just changed all of my devices to duckduckgo for a search engine. I do believe that the same amount of hatred directed at the confederate flag should be directed at people calling other people niggers.

I apologize for using the word nigger - but if you sit down and think about it - google is actually being racist.

Comment Jobs (Score 1) 54 54

If you're thinking about being a pilot and flying helicopters for a living, you might want to rethink your investment in your future.

Major corporations want to stop paying for that - and the needed construction/hospital/fire jobs will be stacked with folks that have experience and migrating to that because of losing their jobs to joystick flying 401 bs in India.

We fly drones in the United States that are in Iraq and Afghanistan - Allstate and others will similarly offset all drone flying to other countries.

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