writes "I was acting head of my IT department, and they have finally hired someone to fill the position. The new "Director of Information Technology" has asked me what I want my official job title to be. At first I wasn't sure, so I poked around the internet a bit to see what titles were in common use. When I stumbled on "PHP Ninja" as an actual job title, I knew that I wanted something fun like that too, but it needs to still sound official. We are a small company (about 100 employees), with a good sized IT department (4 guys). I'm in charge of day to day operations of IT, and the other 2 report to me (1 sys admin, and 1 helpdesk tech). The previous guy that held my job went by Network Administrator, but I'd like something a little better than that — say IT Overlord?
So what are some of the best job titles you've seen out there?"