I always believe that a good sig can make someones day, so I'm gonna store the better ones I find here for use. I may even grant fair-use ;-)
--- The believer is happy; the doubter is wise
--- The world is run by idiots because they're more efficient than hamsters.
--- How come we choose from just two people to run for president and fifty for Miss America?
--- I wish I could hear the soundtrack to my life. That way I'd know when to duck.
-- "Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool." Think about it.
--- If I knew the wedgies I gave you back in 6th grade would have resulted in this . . . I might have taken a moments pause.
--- Is your freedom worth your life?
New as of Nov 6:
Don't you miss the good ol' days when it was the FCC's modem bandwidth regulations rather than the FBI's guns that controlled how fast we browsed?
I wanna be just like Linus when I grow up... No, the one with the blanket
"You can't have everything. Where would you keep it?" -- Steven Wright
Would you cut off your right hand to become left-handed?
"Here's this box, it's FREE!
It may contain candy.
It might contain scorpions."
How can you tell?
When in doubt, f*ck it. When not in doubt, get in doubt!
"The function of freedom is to free someone else." -Toni Morrison
"If imprisonment worked, the United States would be the safest country in the world." --Dr. Kelly Hannah-Moffat
-- We live in a world where lemonade is artificial and soap has real lemon.
It's going to be like the War on Drugs, except it'll take away the rights of white people too.
I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them." -- George H. W. Bush
I wonder where our government will put the concentration camps.
"To those who scare peace-loving people with phantoms of lost liberty, my message is this: Your tactics only aid terrorists."
laugh while you still have the right..
I was very involved in my high school politics... I assasinated 3 class presidents.