"I want my money today! It's my money. I want it right now!" yelled one former campaign worker.
Hmmm, seems like B.O.'s elitist cronies aren't so good at "distributing the wealth" when it's their own money. Ha ha! We always knew B.O. was a stinker.
Eventually people did start getting paid, but some said they were missing hours and told to fill in paperwork making their claim and that eventually they would get a check in the mail.
You can trust B.O.: "The check is in the mail."
"It should have been $480. It's $230," said Imani Sankofa.
You guys misunderstood B.O.'s campaign message. He's not going to bring you change. He's going to pocket your change!
See, if you make over $250 a week, you're considered "rich" under the post-election version of B.O.'s tax plan, called uPay ME (Malaise Edition).
(Hey, them's awful good wages where B.O. comes from.)