Please upload your video. You can call it 3guys1radioactivepowerplant.
It's five-year mission: to boldly go where no solar sail has gone before.
The prof is also a pretty mean ice skater (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daisuke_Takahashi) I'm sure he runs rings around his competition (nudge nudge).
#2 is "attach frickin' lasers to them"