Who doesn't save up at least a tiny bit of money (say 3 months salary) in case of a fucking emergency?
Most of America, it turns out.
Nearly half of America has less than $500 saved. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/22/americans-savings-500_n_2003285.html
The average American - including all those billionaires - has less than $6000. http://finance.zacks.com/much-money-average-american-family-savings-7304.html
What the fuck would you have fucking done if your fucking roof had fucking leaked?
There's no need for this level of rage. Take it down several notches, please; we can be civil in disagreement.