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Leela: "I don't get it."
Professor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh. What's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum. Here, let me locate it for you."
Fry: "Hehe, no, no, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here."
NASA smelt it, NASA dealt it.
Then we moved to having all the power on our desks, got rid of the mainframes.
Now the mainframe will be in your pocket, and you will use a dumb terminal on any desk to interact with it!
First, The lack of focus on diversity
doesn't exist, and should have been your first clue you were swallowing a load.
Also, the bruise on the back of your throat...