Sun Blasts Another Incoming Chicago Mercantile Exchange (CME).
AAAAAAA!!! DUCK AND COVER!!!!
Scientists at Fermilab have decided that it's high time they build a 'holometer' to test the smoothness of space-time.
Man... must be High Times at Fermilab
Oh my god, space time.. it's soooo smoooth mannnn
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.