Thing is, what you proposing is fundamentally is a feature bloat. It doesn't help you drive.
If your grandma's AOL-connected computer gets infected, it will at most become a nameless bot zombie and a minor nuisance. On other hand, under similar scenario your grandma's networked car, probably with her screaming in terror until the bitter end, could realistically become a remotely controlled weapon and seriously ruin everybody's day. Just consider than only a couple of big accidents can pretty much shut down an entire urban highway system, the bar for extreme mayhem in this case is much, much lower.
Anecdotally, many people learned Lua when WoW came out.
Just like there could be no functional
That too would get me to abandon the website.
What happens to first determining if there was any criminal intent or adverse consequences?
... and this is why you should never talk to police. They might just determine that you have been violating something while talking with you.