Comment: Re:What a load of crap (Score 2) 696
"I just witnessed a murder!"
"Who cares? Murders happen every day. It shouldn't surprise anyone that there are murders in this country."
"But isn't it your obligation to take down in the evidence I have in order to help catch the criminal?"
"Not my problem. Come back when you have a juicy crime to report. Something exciting, and maybe titillating, like a rape charge or a kidnapped showgirl. Then we might do something about it."
"Who cares? Murders happen every day. It shouldn't surprise anyone that there are murders in this country."
"But isn't it your obligation to take down in the evidence I have in order to help catch the criminal?"
"Not my problem. Come back when you have a juicy crime to report. Something exciting, and maybe titillating, like a rape charge or a kidnapped showgirl. Then we might do something about it."