I'm from Alabama, you stupid asshole. Yes my family was in fact here since the 1600s. Every damn one of them was here before the Revolution. Most of them were on the first boat here, some of whom had to sneak on to boats to escape England and other authoritarian shitholes populated by fucking retards and assholes such as yourself. Today there is nowhere left to run, and I'm not inclined to anyhow.
I am not leaving, and I'm not bowing to your God the Federal Government either. Fuck you and your entire family. Either you and your fellow parasites will stop living off my back, or you will die...hopefully in the most horrible and painful way possible. When the shooting starts, I will do everything in my power to make sure that happens for you. Are you willing to fight and kill for Obamacare and Social Security and all your other faggoty social welfare bullshit? Cause I'm perfectly willing to end you and your family's life and all of your friends too, to make sure it's not forced on me, if that's what it takes.
You are full of arrogance, but you're so fucking dumb. That's why you and your fellow vermin continue to heap insult upon insult upon my people, laughing behind your computer screen like there will never be any consequences. Just wait, cumstain. You will die in a fire of your own creation.
We did secede once and we will do so again. You are stupid enough to believe we need you, but we never have and never will. Nobody needs you or your precious tax dollars. Shove them up your ass, you worthless sack of shit.
Do your part to make the world a better place: take a shower in gasoline, and strike a match.