Got news for ya there, Captain Compost. The iPhone 5 was Jobs's design. How does that fit in with your little troll story?

Who's to say the fermentation would take 2 weeks? I have developed a patent-pending process whereby I'm able to drop the fermentation time down to 1.5 days without affecting the taste of the final product. It is true, though, that the volume of ingestion might be a small issue, but it's worth a shit, err.. shot.

I'll be more than happy to eat a bunch of coffee cherries and shit them out for you. Heck, I'll even ship them to you for no additional charge.

EXACTLY. Wish my mod points hadn't expired.

What do you mean Oracle seems to be doing all they can to kill Solaris? They're POURing money in Solaris development.

LOL

When you rely on a corrupt government for the tiny amount of food that you get, you've believe just about anything they tell you to. And that's the point.

Nice. I reserve that for the teabaggers ;).

Of course the republicans are going to fork the code...and keep it secret, regardless of the license in use. You think they really care about playing fairly and contributing to a common goal? NO WAY.

I don't eat aluminum.

4. 3. 2. 1.

I'm very glad to see this company thriving. I thought after Radio Shack shitcanned its line of electronics kits, that future generations might not experience the joys of learning and assembling electronics projects. Here's to wishing her much success in the future!

It's not a motorcycle, it's a chopper. Whose chopper is thees? Zed. Who's Zed? Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Give me a break, Chicken Little. Look at Oracle's history involving Java APIs though the JCP before spouting your FUD.

Who cares? It's a free source of individual patches. Enjoy it while it lasts.