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Journal: Aria Cock lengthening Troll V 2.0 5

Journal by senior_troll

Well yesterday I tried to do a new aria troll with 300 links to our goddess aria, unfortunately this overloads the slash system and it refuses to display even a preview of my troll. I truncated it to just 106 pics from the series and added in a props section to all my troll homies.

I made 2 contributions to the troll library yesterday, neither were accepted despite all the props I recieved from other trolls. Is the troll library another taco snotting moderation hell? I don't know. I thought maybe they didn't accept it because of the links. Well troll librarian, the links are generated from a random search on google, all I do is search for "Index of /porn". So if you're not accepting the Aria CLT's for fear of my getting your IP, don't worry I just explained my methods so you know I don't have access to the logs.

Another addition I made was the TPL i.e. Troll Public License. This allows trolls to use other trolls trolls royaltee free as long as they give credit to the original troll. In the very least they could have accepted that.

Well here's a look at the AGCLT v2.0. Gentlemen start your wget's

Senior Troll

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Journal: Aria Giovanni troll 1

Journal by senior_troll
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Journal: Aria Giovanni Yum Yum!

Journal by senior_troll

I'm thinking of making a troll containing nothing but links to aria giovanni pics. I found myself masturbating to her pics about 3 or 4 times a day when I first discovered them, now im down to once a month. This isn't because i've lost interest, no it is because my wife went trudging through my history folder, and gave me the 3rd degree. So now I hhave to choose my special time a little more carefully.

I have a few glossies of her I printed up, and whenever I feel like some of that *special time* with just me and aria, we pack up in the car with a jar of vaseline and head for a deserted spot in the hills where I can beat my meat in peace and with nature as god intended. I allways stop at burger king on the way for a whopper and some napkins.

Fuck why are the only people working on the jerry springer show?

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Journal: What the fuck is happening to punk culture?

Journal by senior_troll

Oh yeah, sorry cmdertaco, your random number crapfloods are awesome!

I've been into punk since I was 12, i've been to many shows, seen many bands.

Last night I was at the usual in san jose, faction was there (really old school punk band) To celebrate the fact that one of my favorite bands as a kid was there, I thought it would be fun to go into the pit.

Well, I didn't even make it through a whole song. I was happily moshing around when some jackass standing at the side of the pit grabbed me by my jacket, and elbowed me really hard in the nose. Throbbing pain, then fluid began to pour from my eyes and my nose. Anyone who's ever been socked in the nose knows what I mean by tears. I got out of the pit, ran my hand under my nose and there was BLOOD! No shit this asshole had hit me hard enough to cause a nosebleed.

Well, one of the bouncers took notice, big ass black gorilla looking motherfucker. He grabbed the guy and tossed him out, but by that time the damage had allready been done. If this is the way punk shows are now, I really don't want to spend my money there anymore.

I guess, this is really a plea to those that go to the shows. The troublemakers I saw were all in their late teens early twenties. So this message is really for you.

How long before your behavior totally drives people away from the scene? I remember back in 1991 going to see mudhoney up at slims in SF, that show was WAY bigger than the faction last night, but there was unspoken rules of the pit back then, mainly just no hitting above the neck, and rush to help anyone that has fallen.

I sit here now, sucking blood flavored snot through my nose, thinking about how fucked up this is.

The group I went with last night, we were all in that late 20's early 30's range. We used to go to these shows till the clubs kicked us out. We would never dream of leaving in the middle of the headliners set. Yet as the violence escaladed we all slowly made our way out of the club, with barely 3 songs being played in the set.

The sad thing is, I doubt I'm ever going to a faction show again. If thier crowd has gotten this lame, fuck them. They don't deserve my money, and i'll pirate the shit outta their songs on MP3. It's not the bands fault sure, but the reason punk was so non-violent in the beginning was we had aware people like Jello Biafra telling the kids that being a violent beligerant jackass was not cool. So the kids had fun in the pit pushing and shoving, never grabbing and elbowing.

Oh yeah, and fuck you slashdot

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Journal: I lost my troll virginity today 1

Journal by senior_troll

Well Today I did my first troll post.

I know why I joined the trolls, slashdot *IS* fucking losing their minds. I thought maybe I was alone on slash in thinking that M$ makes a very nice o/s, linux sucks for the desktop and cmdr taco is gay. When I changed my threshold to -1 low and behold thats where all the smart people went!

Fucky, Turd, and any other highly active troll reading this, you are my hero's! I look forward to being your hapless croonie until I have earned your respects.

Oh yeah, I fucked my first post up like a jackass, the hyperlink below works correctly.

goatman
sings!

Here's a copy of my virgin post today, maybe I will get FP tomorrow.

ST

This is my third time typing this, it was gonna be a nice intro to myself, but fucking slash kept breaking.

Anyways, trolls, I'm Senior Troll (like Senior Taco) Thank you for making slash a place I can laugh again, and leading the fight against what has become mainstream slash. Slashdot is just like my lame ex employer HP, except I would rather fuck Carly Fioroni over taco any day of the week.

You see, once apon a time, slashdot made this troll laugh on its own. It was a cool distraction from the duldrum of the office. Sometime around march of 2001 the articles started sucking, the +5 comments became more biased, and anyone that had anything remotely nice to say about M$ was modded into oblivion.

What was happening was the same thing that happened at HP when Carly took over, the slashdot way which was once based on open source fundamentals became the neo uber linux youth recruitment camp of the web. I found myself actually changing the way I posted just to earn those mod points. Just like pavlov's dog ejaculating when it heard a bell I would intentionally modify my belief system just to gain karma on slashdot. My payoff was virtual karma on a weblog, seems like pavlov's dogs had it better.

How does this parralel with HP? Before packard died it was stressed to put in your 8 and go home to your family. Post packard it was think like Carly and her croonies or face an unpleasant review, which could lead to your termination.

Sometime last year I said fuck you to HP, and 2002 im sayin fuck you to slashdot. Just because someone doesn't agree with the editors opinions is no reason to censor them. I found out the real truth about 2 months ago when I changed my threshhold to -1. I started to read comments by guys like the turd report and fucky the troll and started to laugh on slash again. After about a month of laughing I decided to join the trolls in their neverending battle.

My arsenal includes some very rudimentery 3d animation.

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