Employers might in future have a duty to create reserved car parking spaces for obese staff
Reserved car spaces where, 3 miles away so they can't avoid a miniscule amount of exercise each day?
If you licensed a car from Ford, and the terms of the license clearly and unambigiously prohibit assigning (selling) the license to third parties and the terms are well known to anyone even remotely related to the Ford market, then damn right Ford should be able to sue secondary "buyers" for patent infringement.
But you're right, paper ballots work just fine. And counting by hand doesn't meaningfully slow down the process of results for polling stations from being made public.
You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most computers.