This isn't Alamo Drafthouse's fault. Paramount chickened out.
The Nerdist blames Paramount.
Unfortunately, the arms cost $6 Million, and everything he does with them is in slow motion, accompanied by a reverb sound effect.
Thank you. I stand corrected.
You guys took about 15 pictures/hour on your honeymoon? (assuming 8 hours/day of sleep)
When did you guys find time to fuck?
What do you think is *IN* those 7000 pictures? Hint: it ain't the local scenery or tourist spots....
I'm sorry, that isn't an approved measurement. Can someone give it to me in football fields?
What is a HOSTS.TXT file? Back in '84 there was
OK, maybe a VMS system had a HOSTS.TXT.
Saturn is happy, and gay!
Brawndo has what plants crave!!!!!!!
That's deliberate. You have to wait for it.
And said Senator's ass-hattery was covered here in February.
Actually, observant Jews would use a euphemism. They never use the word for G-d, but say, for example, "Hashem" (The Name), or "Ha Kadosh Baruch Hu" (The Holy One Blessed Be He).
I've got the Empire Brass collection of Bach chorales on CD. Had it since I can't even remember when... Do they still perform live?
It's all in good fun, until someone pulls the lever and releases the bengal tiger...