You say your wife doesn't seem to be into dev anymore. Have you even THOUGHT about asking *HER* what *SHE* wants to do?
Rob answered above. Spreadsheet-based managers say "Average view is 3 minutes".
Should have given him a slice of birthday cake...
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Oh wait... you were SERIOUS????
They're so cute when they're naive like this...
I have idiot neighbors that set off roman candles underneath low hanging trees.
Your answer is here
I'm thinking the Wormfaces in "Have Space Suit, Will Travel"
The installer could be a bunny hopping across your screen, opening Explorer, and pooing files into the install folders.
I am SO tempted to try to write this now...
Sigh... nobody remembers Tom Lehrer and New Math!
He's just thinking in base 8. Remember, base 8 is just like base 10... if you're missing two fingers!
The cops don't like it if you have an Open Container either... at least in CA.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman
Except that management will have nobody to train the newbies. Hilarity ensues!
Fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency.... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.