It occurs to me you knew that and got me to search there anyway, you clever bastard.
1)You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2)You can't count your hair.
3)You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4)You just tried number 3.
6)When you tried #3, you realized it's it's possible, you just look like a dog.
7) You're smiling right now because you know you were fooled.
8) you skipped number 5.
9)You just checked to see if there was a #5.