This is why we need local dealers only, not direct sales. Local dealers insure safety. Think of the children.
Can we please jump to the safety finish line?
No materials other than your ID, boarding pass, and a single credit card may be carried past security. Period.
No luggage may be checked.
All passengers must discard all clothing at security and travel in TSA approved hospital gowns. New clothing may be purchased outside the secure area at your destination.
Is this one of those new fancy fridges that won't open until you have watched the required number of ads?
Verizon. We're not happy until you're not happy (TM).
One of my Ohio reps hung up on me when I asked why he voted the way he did on a bill. "That is a question which is inappropriate to to ask a congressman."
Business as usual here. Nothing to see. Move along.
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Why does it seem like the news stories will soon turn to what the NSA is not monitoring.
The Guardian is reporting that the NSA is not tracking the sales of bread at the grocery store on the corner of 5th and Main. Sources can confirm that other products in the store such as green beans, apricots, and chocolate syrup are being actively monitored.
No article to back up this one sentence story?!? So many variables that could lead to an outage that AC didn't account for...
Wanted: Someone to take the public's wrath and the shocked outrage of Congress the next time there is a scandal.
By accepting this position, you acknowledge and accept that you will be terminated during or immediately after the required investigation during the next scandal.
Benefits include full medical, dental, vision, 5 weeks a year vacation.
There was nothing wrong with my name, until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys!
Except this one works with Brawndo. Its got what plants crave!
Do any of the lawmakers who vote for sane penalties stand a chance of reelection with the other side running "soft/weak on crime" attack ads?
Don't forget about that civil war that is coming if Obama wins.
Can we just skip ahead to the magical point in the future where the recounts are done, the lawsuits are complete, and the insanity around the election dies down so we return to life as usual?
In the early 90's, we were taught such gems as this is is a monitor not a TV, you cannot change the channel with this remote and the cable should come out of the top of the mouse. We also learned minesweeper and the solitaire games that came with Win95.
There was a small group of "nerds" that formed and shared what they had picked up by studying on their own.
Proclaim yourself the most interesting coder thinkgeek style.
I don't often test my code, but when I do, I do it in production.