It's that cereal Mikey likes!

You'd be better off with a photographer's vest. You can wear it over a shirt in warmer weather, or wear it under a jacket in colder weather. It will hold everything on Timmy's list and more.

I thought "straight" was the default, therefore no choice needed.

"hundreds of thousands"

Damn! How big is that stadium?!?

Bingo! We have a winner!

You hit the nail on the head, FridayBob.

Science needs religion and religion needs science.

Science is really good at how, but can never tell us why.
Religion is really good at why, but its explanation of how is lacking.

There has to be some deep unexplainable mystery or everybody goes crazy. We can't know everything.

Keep this in mind - the right wing and the left wing are attached to the same vulture.

George Wallace had it right decades ago when he said there wasn't a dime's worth of difference between the two parties (though he was a real asshole, too).

More insurance claims because more people live in hurricane-prone and tornado-prone areas. Bigger claims because of inflation.

Technically, yes. :)

Lots of people in the same age group are married and have children, so you could say they're grown up even if they're not mature yet.

You must have been asleep for the last three years. Obama has wholeheartedly embraced what Bush was doing and has taken Federal powers, and thus his own, to new levels.