Whenever a controversial law is proposed, and its supporters, when confronted with an egregious abuse it would permit, use a phrase along the lines of 'Perhaps in theory, but the law would never be applied in that way' - they're LYING. They intend to use the law that way as early and as often as possible.
7. Oh, and YOU buy the beer.
Oh dear god. Dolphin lawyers?!?!?
or you could just have an opening that explains the context and meaning of the word nigger in the time and place the book takes place in. You could boldly confront the issues of slavery and racisim and teach children something important about their history and the history of the human race...
Or the teacher could, you know, teach that to the class.
Hey, in the end, we're all dead.
I used to recommend them to residential users. I will not ever again.