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Having just gone through replacing our old bug tracker, Arctic, we choose to replace it with FogBugz. I looked at about every bug tracker out there, and for our needs FogBugz was the best fit. It has a Tracker, WIKI, and Forums built in and supports importing bugs/wikis from some of the more well known alternatives. It also has an XML based API which we have found very usefull and well documented. I would defiantly recommend checking them out, they have a free 45 day trial.
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