While mama said mah bad hoobeedoo was all over da place because of mah bads karma, and had had 'nuff o dat. So she said she'd not be talking to me until ah gots the positive karma.
Well, I got it! And not only dat, but I been one o dem mod-o-rators. I was fighting for the underdog too, only givin people with low karma good scores. O lord blees me por passing out positive karma on those neglected slash dotters!
But does mama love me now?? No! She says I gotta be positive for 6 months or she'll never love me
Oh, dats soooo cruel. What's a poor slashdotter to do?
One day mah karma is positive, the other it's neutral... Oh, I'm soo sad