There's an Aperture science og Cave Johnson joke in there somewhere....
And be optionally included in most distros.
1. Use Thorotrast.
2. People get cancer and die.
3. Then you Barium...
but...but....it was an email, not a book.
Chinese or indian are the obvious answers, but they may be a bit too much.
I would go with German, because it is a fairly large language area (90 million + speakers) most of which belong to technologically advanced nations. As an alternative consider a latin language, such as Spanish.
Will "pissed" mean "smart" in the future?
Oh....and the average public toilet is apparently a smart room.
And the last one cleans the office and makes coffee.
Just like playing Frontier Elite 2 again...only in a...[ehem]...enhanced edition.
Well played illuminati, but you won't get my plan that easily.
...because now they can't get anyone to sleep with the fishes.
And those who have neither or both will just have to join a circus instead, I guess.
The answer is yes in all three cases....
...point and laugh at the guy who lost it in the first place.
I knew you should have checked the LHC first.
Well, if the answer is 100% then I guess it would violate privacy, because then everybody knows that you are being watched by the NSA.
It has been tried http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HavenCo - alas it did not work out that well.