The world ending is near....

Apple has just put a patent on the term "smoking crack", people who use the term, and/or engage in the activity could now be charge with copyright infringement. This may prove to be the most serious blow to the crack consumers, and the illegal drugs industry at large........

It's definitely cheaper than say hmm.... invading Iran, kudos mr president, saving some gd ole benjamins in a time of financial downturn.