Yes, but was that pirated disk full of beer or speech? That tends to make all the difference.
After declining the writer's repeated invitations to eat pizza, a frustrated Santa burst out with, "You want me to eat what?!? It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else." Microsoft said it was not aware that the Santa code included the foul language but insisted the company did not suspect an employee prank. On Wednesday, Microsoft's Santa-bot appeared to be online in one reporter's Messenger contact list, but did not respond to her messages.
"Survey says..." -- Richard Dawson, weenie, on "Family Feud"