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Comment I love this..... (Score 0) 1070

food prices cause political instability in the Middle East
[sarcasm]wow, I love that he is able to dump all this instability on food prices, and am esp glad to hear it has nothing to with them being bat shit crazy and at war for over 2000 years[/sarcasm]
it's all circling the drain, and you ain't gonna stop it, so you might as well enjoy the ride. -parse

White House Correspondent Tweets His Heart Attack 77

Tommy Christopher, who writes for, has reporting in his blood, so much so that he livetweeted every part of his recent heart attack. "I gotta be me. Livetweeting my heart attack. Beat that!" and "This is not like the movies. Most deadpan heart attack evar. Still hurts even after the morphine," were among his updates as he was rushed to the hospital. Christopher is now in stable condition after recovering from emergency surgery.

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