A few years ago, PHP had several large frameworks (e.g. CakePHP, CodeIgniter, and so on). Each framework was an island and provided its own implementation of features commonly found in other frameworks.
More like frameworks deliberately exist to create islands with their own implementation of features commonly found in the language itself:
and on, and on, and on...
The headline should read, "Derps fall for new patchwork to solve self-inflicted fracturing problem, film at 11"