If you're really going to maintain that you can't find a bank with free checking, then you're some kind of extra special uninterested in looking. It's almost like you don't want to bother opening such an account because that would take the fun out of whining about The Man and pretending that everyone else is being paid by The Man just so The Man can keep you down. You're just embarrassing yourself.
There's only one person trying to make a point, here. You. I'm just telling you the facts. You're the one trying to pretend they don't exist, and resorting immediately to telling someone else to fuck off so you can distract from reality. What do you get out of pretending that hundreds of banks aren't out there competing for your business? Is it really that important to you that prop up your silly world view by pretending that trivially demonstrable basic facts aren't real? Do you understand how that makes you sound? Let me guess. You also think evolution isn't real, right? Get a grip.