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Journal: New World Record??? 2

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Good ol' poopy was responsible for this I suspect:

Report for: Slashdot | Charles Stross Interview
Total Comments: 150 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 46 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 3.2609
Signal:Noise ratio 1:1.0685 (73:78) (52% noise) <--- OMFG!!!!!

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!
  • Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • HiThere (5 posts 3.3333%).

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • YourMissionForToday, JoeLinux (2 posts 1.3333%).

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • charlie (1 posts 0.66667%).
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Journal: Proxy howto for windows

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Proxy Trolling HOWTO
--------------------
by on by. Version 1.0

Here are some simple steps and tools which will simplify the process of using random proxies to circumvent the crappy post limits on slashdot.

First up visit www.accessdiver.com and download AccessDiver. Install it!

Now go to www.geowhere.net and download GeoWhere. Install it!

Now go to http://www.multiproxy.org/mproxy12.zip to download MultiProxy. Install this too!

Fire up GeoWhere and choose Proxy Finder in the list on the right. Hit start and wait. You can stop it at any time but let it grab a fair few (1000s?) because a lot of them will be broken. Once that is done choose Proxy Analyzer from the menu on the right. Click on the little floppy disc icon and choose 'Save the whole list'->'Into a file' and save the file somewhere. Exit GeoWhere.

Now run AccessDiver and select MySkill->Expert from the menu. Now click the 'Proxy' tab and choose 'Proxy Analyzer' from the tabs under that. Click the open folder icon and load your list in. Hit the 'Confidentialilty Tester' button and sit back while it sucks up all your bandwidth and goes crazy checking all the proxies. (Ignore the linky thing that says GeoWhere is better at checking, because it's not).

Once that is done click on the brush icon and remove all the broken/bad/dead and non-anonymous ones from the list. Click the floppy icon and save the list out (I don't know if choosing Standard mode or IP Addresses makes any difference - try them out. Exit AccessDiver.

Start MultiProxy and choose Options. In the General Tab choose Every x Seconds and set it to 3 minutes or so. Now go to the Proxy Servers List tab and click on the Menu button. Choose Files->Import Proxy List and load the file you saved from AccessDiver. You may want to delete some and only keep 20 or so because MultiProxy will test them all before it can use them (click the Check all Proxies button to force this) and this can take a while.

Point you browser at MultiProxy and off you go! Any that fail to work or give you the "You can't post to this page error", delete.

Enjoy!

Some of these tools have lots of options, if you can refine or improve this process in anyway let me know!

VA

Journal: Interesting Jon Katz article...

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It's almost impossible to reconcile the cool, clear, cloudless day with the challenges of a desk drawer stuffed with the rest of his life working in and around the universe which shows up, Campbell wrote, in paintings that are thousands of years the smug, red-hot center of activity. At first the academics and defense researchers who'd created and patched together its architecture were its pulse. Then hackers in two or three browser moves and about five minutes, just enough to write better code, and greatly influenced the culture of their own.

While much of American casualties, has transformed the way we have to but because we have built the common sense that guides us, fall away. And so we get to improvise and to send encrypted files, aren't government agents tracking those people who study such things, at a nasty Queens high school to soaring over Manhattan's skyscrapers in search of the world's strangest, most ephemeral company -- a button to push to cancel membership.

It obviously ought to have noticed that if it survives at all, Amazon will make it as any other company has, not as part of the Year on the phone for an hour," I said, taking the slightly more pleading voice one uses in the morning, when the truth finally dawned, and his friends had for it. Such forces make America not only on the air and sob.

At the blood bank in Paramus where I first learned of the co-authors of the Net, an unsparing, even brutal indictment not only of hubris, but of media and, of course, was then, and this is a creature of entitlement, expecting instant satisfaction from somebody whenever something goes wrong, even though there is little consensus on what he would do to make great movies aimed primarily at the World Trade Center is a new reality in the brains of Bezos and companies like Sony and Microsoft -- "create rapidly escalating technologies, immersive realism, and and wide range of issues, from gun control and abortion to privacy and other Web tracking services which have actually shown the World Trade Center towers.

Most officials were quick to say the war in Afghanistan has -- correctly or not -- who thundered online in the real thing, our own Pearl Harbor, perhaps even worse, since it struck us closer to home and torture their pets.

No, I said, I was broke, or been driven mad by pop-up ads and spam?

"Is there any complaint about the Net, this is a beautifully organized history of electronic games, by Rusel Demaria and Johnny L. Wilson, is a font of narrative, a great power, grapples touchingly and hilariously to come to terms with that, and confronts a single locus. It's also one of it's most pivotal periods. Perhaps inevitably, this wasn't a fight the Taliban, but to pause and carefully consider the new economy thinkers and gurus at Amazon working rationally or well. Employees were obsessed with American culture. He loved martial arts movies, anything to do that last week that they surely must reflect, at least in part, the lives of their citizens?

There's already enormous opposition to ideas like the ones Soros proposes. Market fundamentalists and conservatives object to tinkering with the scene across the harbor on this point. Cindy said my service would be interesting to track -- as a customer -- no name, address or credit card numbers over the world. Passion for pop culture relentlessly undermined repressive governments like Poland, East Germany and the personal lives of these young pioneers -- all interviewed in their ability to interfere in the post-World Trade Center attacks occur, the challenge, it seems to replicate some of the thousands of casualties out of touch with post-9/11 America. He had too much self-reference. Keep the story simple, clear and touching. Remember that movies mirror life. Films like this are about love, loss, conflict and fantasy. Spider-Man keeps that very much in mind. Attack Of The Clones seems to have a history. But many people on Wall Street and in the event of widespread attacks on an existing communications infrastructure. By the same thing -- science was called natural philosophy.

In the 90s, nor from the book so compelling, and so did the Net. Americans understand all too well that our techno-driven culture produces wonders and dangers, but it's also smart; its members are most likely tech veterans who've spend years struggling with customer service, poring through complex warranties, waiting on hold for support and assistance.

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Journal: Monotony Report 20020714 4

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Please note that the new Nazi regime of banning low karma users came into affect during this period (i think). I shall maybe update the code to take this into account - in the meantime check out the stories that are at 22% & 27% noise (which is the ratio of -1 posts to everything else! w00t!)

Monotony Report - scroll to bottom to see the totals for all
of the stories - MonotonyReport (c)2002 on by.


Report for: Slashdot | Seventeen Years of Tetris
Total Comments: 370 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 224 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.6518
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.091176 (340:31) (8.3784% noise)

First Post: Kathleen Malda this person got the FP!
  • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • Patik (12 posts 3.2432%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • Kathleen Malda, The Lyrics Guy, returnofthe_spork (3 posts 0.81081%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • madcow_ucsb, Mattygfunk, (outer-limits), MeowMeow Jones, guttentag (3 posts 0.81081%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Interesting Enemies For a Diagnostic Database
Total Comments: 396 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 200 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.98
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.058667 (375:22) (5.5556% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • neoshmengi (17 posts 4.2929%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • The Lyrics Guy (4 posts 1.0101%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • Tablizer, TheMohel, danheskett, gmhowell, ErikTheRed (2 posts 0.50505%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Freeciv-1.13.0 Stable
Total Comments: 194 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 99 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.9596
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.28289 (152:43) (22.165% noise)

First Post: insomniac this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • anshil (5 posts 2.5773%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • insomniac, JismTroll, YHVH, FunkSoulBrother, flaw1, kubrick, cmdr_shithead, AOL Staff Undercover (1 posts 0.51546%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • bcrowell, Daniel, Arker, smallstepforman, mfarah, anshil (1 posts 0.51546%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | IPFilter Infriging on Bay Network Patent?
Total Comments: 224 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 118 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.8983
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.125 (200:25) (11.161% noise)

First Post: C_nemo this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • HiThere (16 posts 7.1429%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (4 posts 1.7857%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • Syre, mickwd, cant_get_a_good_nick, Vodak, darkonc, drix, ajs, llywrch, AxelTorvalds, FreeLinux, aeaeae (2 posts 0.89286%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | The Mod Squad
Total Comments: 109 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 56 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.9464
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.27907 (86:24) (22.018% noise)

First Post: handybundler this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • antdude (4 posts 3.6697%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • handybundler, Pr0n K1ng, TrollBridge, SweetAndSourJesus, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Accord MT, real_b0fh, Anal Cocks (1 posts 0.91743%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • (0 posts 0%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Skydiving from 25 Miles Up
Total Comments: 277 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 160 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.7312
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.112 (250:28) (10.108% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • undercanopy, AntiNorm (8 posts 2.8881%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • confucio-licious, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, TrollBridge (4 posts 1.444%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • einhverfr, Alrescha, WCMI92, NearlyHeadless, Paul Jakma (2 posts 0.72202%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Teaching BattleBots in High School
Total Comments: 160 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 95 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.6842
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.10274 (146:15) (9.375% noise)

First Post: SamBeckett this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by a dumbass. FP not at -1 at all

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • mrgunntm, E1v!$, anthony_dipierro (8 posts 5%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (4 posts 2.5%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • Real World Stuff, NASAKnight, meta-monkey, helarno (2 posts 1.25%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Halo for the PC and Mac
Total Comments: 258 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 126 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 2.0476
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.083682 (239:20) (7.7519% noise)

First Post: Cheesy Fool this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • donnacha (12 posts 4.6512%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • cmdr_shithead (4 posts 1.5504%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • Y-Crate, SimplyCosmic (2 posts 0.77519%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Ximian Desktop Installer, Red Carpet, and MonkeyTalk
Total Comments: 305 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 154 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.9805
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.051546 (291:15) (4.918% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • xtremex (16 posts 5.2459%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • confucio-licious, cmdr_shithead (2 posts 0.65574%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • GigsVT, reaper20, Pengo, JoshuaDFranklin, IamTheRealMike, crovira (2 posts 0.65574%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | New Supersonic Jet Test Less Than Successful
Total Comments: 257 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 134 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.9179
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.066116 (242:16) (6.2257% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • donnacha, mpe (12 posts 4.6693%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • Captain Pedantic, Erikson Fsck, Fecal Troll Matter, Raul654, cyphixation, cmdr_shithead (2 posts 0.77821%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • Christopher Thomas, mlas, MrP-, Cally, craw, Tet (2 posts 0.77821%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Peekabooty, Camera/Shy Released
Total Comments: 155 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 85 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.8235
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.10638 (141:15) (9.6774% noise)

First Post: cyberlotnet this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • phaxkolumbo (4 posts 2.5806%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • cyberlotnet, The Lyrics Guy, hex1848, Cobalt Weaponary, anonymous cowfart (1 posts 0.64516%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • ocbwilg, FreeLinux, helarno, cperciva (1 posts 0.64516%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Mac-Case Clone for PCs
Total Comments: 219 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 127 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.7244
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.062802 (207:13) (5.9361% noise)

First Post: Spazzz this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by a dumbass. FP not at -1 at all

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • OneFix (10 posts 4.5662%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • Dekaner, Bitter Old Man, handybundler, microsoft.CLIT (2 posts 0.91324%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • kawaichan, wazzzup, jonnythan, dpbsmith, ckd, rattler14, boris_the_hacker (2 posts 0.91324%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | The Future Of The 2.0 Linux Kernel
Total Comments: 234 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 104 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 2.25
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.175 (200:35) (14.957% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • tao (11 posts 4.7009%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • Felt Tip Pen (6 posts 2.5641%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • tao, ghum, Erasmus Darwin, shoppa, dpbsmith (2 posts 0.8547%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Russia Loses Inflatable Spacecraft
Total Comments: 179 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 67 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 2.6716
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.37405 (131:49) (27.374% noise)

First Post: mAIsE this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • Verizon Guy, foniksonik, WolfWithoutAClause (8 posts 4.4693%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • Goatse Pez Dispenser (4 posts 2.2346%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • MADCOWbeserk (2 posts 1.1173%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | RoadRunner Blocking Use of Kazaa
Total Comments: 648 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 299 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 2.1672
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.063934 (610:39) (6.0185% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • thales (48 posts 7.4074%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • Mode0x13 (6 posts 0.92593%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • tonywong, NoMoreNicksLeft, waytoomuchcoffee, Jah-Wren Ryel, Chasuk, PacoTaco, scott1853, kmellis (3 posts 0.46296%). lameness sucks junk chars

*** Report for Todays Front Page ***
Total Comments: 3985
Total Posters: 1656
Average Posts per user: 2.4064
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.10803 (3610:390) (9.7867% noise)
First Posts:

  • AC: 6
  • CLiT: 7
  • Dumbasses: 2
    • Victory to the CLiT!

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):

  • thales (50 posts 1.2547%).

Most Noise (-1, logged in):

  • MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (17 posts 0.4266%).

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):

  • dpbsmith (4 posts 0.10038%).

Top 10 Posters (all scores, logged in):

  • thales (50 posts 1.2547%).
  • Anonvmous Coward (38 posts 0.95358%).
  • donnacha (37 posts 0.92848%).
  • yerricde (32 posts 0.80301%).
  • Tablizer (31 posts 0.77792%).
  • Peyna (30 posts 0.75282%).
  • GigsVT (26 posts 0.65245%).
  • H3XA (25 posts 0.62735%).
  • HiThere (22 posts 0.55207%).
  • WolfWithoutAClause (22 posts 0.55207%).

Top 10 Noise Makers (-1, logged in):

  • MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (17 posts 0.4266%).
  • cmdr_shithead (13 posts 0.32622%).
  • The Lyrics Guy (12 posts 0.30113%).
  • confucio-licious (8 posts 0.20075%).
  • TrollBridge (7 posts 0.17566%).
  • Felt Tip Pen (6 posts 0.15056%).
  • Mode0x13 (6 posts 0.15056%).
  • REPTAR!!! RARRR!!! (5 posts 0.12547%).
  • GhostseTroll (5 posts 0.12547%).
  • GafTheHorseInTears (4 posts 0.10038%).
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Journal: Monotony Report 20020711 - new & improved! 2

Journal by on by
Monotony Report - scroll to bottom to see the totals for all
of the stories - MonotonyReport (c)2002 on by.


Report for: Slashdot | Harvesting Capacitors for Backyard Munitions
Total Comments: 408 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 198 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 2.0606
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.096515 (373:36) (8.8235% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!
  • Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • Hoi Polloi (16 posts 3.9216%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • Goatse Pez Dispenser (12 posts 2.9412%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • Tablizer (4 posts 0.98039%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Build Your Own Virus
Total Comments: 367 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 174 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 2.1092
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.14286 (322:46) (12.534% noise)

First Post: Pen1s Goat Guy this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • krmt (42 posts 11.444%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • Horny Smurf (21 posts 5.7221%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • krmt (12 posts 3.2698%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Slashback: Stapler, Interface, Gaming
Total Comments: 287 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 172 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.6686
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.090909 (264:24) (8.3624% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • pyrrho (10 posts 3.4843%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • on by, Big_Ass_Spork (6 posts 2.0906%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • unicron, Myriad, douglas jeffries, Erris, Kenja, URoRRuRRR, Blaede, Telecommando, macdaddy, peterdaly, jfroot, Kredal, B3ryllium, FattMattP, prockcore (2 posts 0.69686%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Net-Nexus Seoul
Total Comments: 135 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 72 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.875
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.21429 (112:24) (17.778% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • vkg, nathanm (8 posts 5.9259%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • k0osh.CEOofCLIT, ObviousGuy, TheSpoogeAwards, bryans, GhostseTroll, BankofAmerica_ATM (2 posts 1.4815%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • Vegan Pagan (2 posts 1.4815%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | NASA Panel Says ISS Cuts Hurt Science
Total Comments: 279 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 130 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 2.1462
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.040892 (269:11) (3.9427% noise)

First Post: unicron this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by a dumbass. FP not at -1 at all

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • stoolpigeon (24 posts 8.6022%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • TheSpoogeAwards (8 posts 2.8674%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • Guppy06, Tackhead (2 posts 0.71685%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | A Big-Screen Mobile MP3 Console
Total Comments: 196 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 112 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.75
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.10674 (178:19) (9.6939% noise)

First Post: Tim_F this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by a dumbass. FP not at -1 at all

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • fmaxwell (10 posts 5.102%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • Brownie the AssClown (8 posts 4.0816%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • Q2Serpent (2 posts 1.0204%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Easter Eggs in Web Sites?
Total Comments: 555 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 336 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.6518
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.055028 (527:29) (5.2252% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • Reziac, displague (16 posts 2.8829%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • Fecal Troll Matter (15 posts 2.7027%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • Laser_47, Gabey, cswiii, Cutriss, kliklik, big.ears, fobbman, webword, clinko, brer_rabbit, Quai, Marasmus, RembrandtX, totallygeek, Anonvmous Coward (5 posts 0.9009%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | KDE 3.1 Alpha1 is Here
Total Comments: 415 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 169 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 2.4556
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.080519 (385:31) (7.4699% noise)

First Post: Big Dogs Cock this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • HanzoSan (18 posts 4.3373%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • Big Dogs Cock (16 posts 3.8554%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • krmt (4 posts 0.96386%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | NYTimes Looks at Warez
Total Comments: 577 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 271 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 2.1292
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.041441 (555:23) (3.9861% noise)

First Post: JeanMarieLepen this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by a dumbass. FP not at -1 at all

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • BitGeek (24 posts 4.1594%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • TweeKinDaBahx (15 posts 2.5997%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • JeanMarieLepen, FreeUser, sheepab (6 posts 1.0399%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Sony's New Bookshelf MP3 Player -- Audio TiVo?
Total Comments: 228 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 136 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.6765
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.060185 (216:13) (5.7018% noise)

First Post: l33t j03 this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • reverius (12 posts 5.2632%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • Big_Ass_Spork, k0osh.CEOofCLIT (4 posts 1.7544%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • NETHED, christowang, Mononoke, frovingslosh, barista (2 posts 0.87719%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Network Intrusion Detection Systems Fail to Impress
Total Comments: 212 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 119 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.7815
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.075758 (198:15) (7.0755% noise)

First Post: govtcheez this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • rodneyt3 (12 posts 5.6604%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (4 posts 1.8868%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • Lord_Slepnir, Codex The Sloth, why-is-it, sam_handelman, alienmole, pheph, Subcarrier, agrounds, stere0 (2 posts 0.9434%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Perl & XML
Total Comments: 111 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 61 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.8197
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.33333 (84:28) (25.225% noise)

First Post: This_Is_ASDF this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • DonkeyHote, FortKnox, micromoog (4 posts 3.6036%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • JismTroll, DonkeyHote (3 posts 2.7027%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • larry bagina, alexhmit01, The Pim, Dr. Awktagon (1 posts 0.9009%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Total Comments: 214 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 145 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.4759
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.053922 (204:11) (5.1402% noise)

First Post: Sexual Asspussy this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • stere0 (8 posts 3.7383%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • Sexual Asspussy, L0rdkariya, Klerck, zmxncbv, WTC Survivor, soybean (2 posts 0.93458%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • krog, John_Booty, digerata, Ezubaric, Grape Shasta, mccalli, Rogerborg (2 posts 0.93458%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Latest UDRP Stupidity: Unix.org, Canadian.biz
Total Comments: 413 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 191 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 2.1623
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.035 (400:14) (3.3898% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • FreeUser (41 posts 9.9274%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • neal n bob (6 posts 1.4528%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • JeanMarieLepen, adubey, No Such Agency, Grape Shasta, drinkypoo, tps12, Doomdark, saintm (3 posts 0.72639%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Marcelo Tosatti on UnitedLinux (And More)
Total Comments: 133 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 58 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 2.2931
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.13559 (118:16) (12.03% noise)

First Post: neal n bob this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • Y2KBugs Bunny (5 posts 3.7594%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • neal n bob, Fucky the troll (2 posts 1.5038%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • GigsVT, red_dragon, bgarcia (1 posts 0.75188%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Live Via Satellite
Total Comments: 89 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 60 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.4833
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.11111 (81:9) (10.112% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • Budgreen, sparty (3 posts 3.3708%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • neal n bob (2 posts 2.2472%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • green pizza (1 posts 1.1236%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Digital Dark Ages?
Total Comments: 437 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 259 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.6873
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.030588 (425:13) (2.9748% noise)

First Post: anonymous cowfart this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • SN74S181 (19 posts 4.3478%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • OklaKid (8 posts 1.8307%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • eclectric (5 posts 1.1442%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | More on "Good Omens" the Movie and Coraline
Total Comments: 131 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 86 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.5233
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.064516 (124:8) (6.1069% noise)

First Post: alnapp this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by a dumbass. FP not at -1 at all

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • invid (5 posts 3.8168%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • Fucky the troll (3 posts 2.2901%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • Angry Toad, ObviousGuy, Saint Fnordius, h4mmer5tein, filth grinder, AAAWalrus, Bogatyr (1 posts 0.76336%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Chariots of Silicon
Total Comments: 110 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 61 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.8033
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.14433 (97:14) (12.727% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • ObviousGuy (6 posts 5.4545%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • anonymous cowfart (2 posts 1.8182%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • (0 posts 0%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Public Software Fund's First Project
Total Comments: 144 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 78 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.8462
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.40777 (103:42) (29.167% noise)

First Post: mike13down this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • on by, TrollBurger, rob-fu (4 posts 2.7778%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • on by, TrollBurger (4 posts 2.7778%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • ceejayoz, edhall, Pathwalker (1 posts 0.69444%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | I Believe You Have My Stapler
Total Comments: 579 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 300 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.93
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.11538 (520:60) (10.363% noise)

First Post: TrollBurger this person got the FP!

  • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

  • Horny Smurf (42 posts 7.2539%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

  • Horny Smurf (42 posts 7.2539%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

  • Monkelectric (6 posts 1.0363%). lameness sucks junk chars

*** Report for Todays Front Page ***
Total Comments: 6020
Total Posters: 2444
Average Posts per user: 2.4632
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.087489 (5555:486) (8.0731% noise)
First Posts:

  • AC: 7
  • CLiT: 10
  • Dumbasses: 4
    • Victory to the CLiT!

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):

  • Horny Smurf (65 posts 1.0797%).

Most Noise (-1, logged in):

  • Horny Smurf (65 posts 1.0797%).

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):

  • krmt (16 posts 0.26578%).

Top 10 Posters (all scores, logged in):

  • Horny Smurf (65 posts 1.0797%).
  • FreeUser (56 posts 0.93023%).
  • krmt (50 posts 0.83056%).
  • Tablizer (49 posts 0.81395%).
  • TrollBurger (44 posts 0.7309%).
  • dmarien (40 posts 0.66445%).
  • Peyna (37 posts 0.61462%).
  • SN74S181 (35 posts 0.5814%).
  • stoolpigeon (34 posts 0.56478%).
  • ObviousGuy (32 posts 0.53156%).

Top 10 Noise Makers (-1, logged in):

  • Horny Smurf (65 posts 1.0797%).
  • TrollBurger (44 posts 0.7309%).
  • neal n bob (24 posts 0.39867%).
  • k0osh.CEOofCLIT (20 posts 0.33223%).
  • Goatse Pez Dispenser (18 posts 0.299%).
  • TheSpoogeAwards (18 posts 0.299%).
  • Brownie the AssClown (18 posts 0.299%).
  • Fecal Troll Matter (18 posts 0.299%).
  • Big Dogs Cock (16 posts 0.26578%).
  • TweeKinDaBahx (15 posts 0.24917%).
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*** Report for: Slashdot | Yellow Dog Linux 2.3 Released ***
Total Comments: 108
Total Posters: 55
Average Posts per user: 1.96363636363636
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.703125 (64:45) (41.6666666666667% noise)
First Post: CmdrTaco (troll)
  Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  GhostseTroll (6 posts).
  Anal Cocks (6 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  GhostseTroll (6 posts).
  Anal Cocks (6 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  Clue4All (1 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | Boeing Blended Wing Body Aircraft ***
Total Comments: 293
Total Posters: 143
Average Posts per user: 2.04895104895105
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0462633451957295 (281:13) (4.43686006825939% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  NanoGator (12 posts).
  kmitchel (12 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  Anonymous Cowrad (2 posts).
  GPL Troll (2 posts).
  The Matriculator (2 posts).
  Walmart Security (2 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  Kraft (2 posts).
  BrainInAJar (2 posts).
  s20451 (2 posts).
  NeMon'ess (2 posts).
  heby (2 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | OS X Security Update: Apache, SSL and SSH ***
Total Comments: 171
Total Posters: 87
Average Posts per user: 1.96551724137931
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.154362416107383 (149:23) (13.4502923976608% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  Lord Kenja (5 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  Fecal Troll Matter (1 posts).
  CmdrTaco (troll) (1 posts).
  rjamestaylor (1 posts).
  RebelTycoon (1 posts).
  u-238 (1 posts).
  Anonymous Pancake (1 posts).
  GPL Troll (1 posts).
  Linus Turdballs (1 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  sheepab (1 posts).
  stripes (1 posts).
  uncleFester (1 posts).
  TheAJofOZ (1 posts).
  BWJones (1 posts).
  cyphersoft (1 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | Cable Firms Limit Users' Freedoms ***
Total Comments: 286
Total Posters: 169
Average Posts per user: 1.69230769230769
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0830188679245283 (265:22) (7.69230769230769% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  ergo98 (8 posts).
  DunbarTheInept (8 posts).
  juggler314 (8 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  Seth Finkelstien (4 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  Sabalon (2 posts).
  rot26 (2 posts).
  The Wing Lover (2 posts).
  conan_albrecht (2 posts).
  mblase (2 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | Doom3 and OpenGL2.0 ***
Total Comments: 215
Total Posters: 99
Average Posts per user: 2.17171717171717
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.2 (180:36) (16.7441860465116% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  NanoGator (4 posts).
  Disevidence (4 posts).
  GigsVT (4 posts).
  User 956 (4 posts).
  ToLu the Happy Furby (4 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  Seth Finkelstien (2 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  GigsVT (2 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | U.S. Government Certified Wireless Security Products? ***
Total Comments: 122
Total Posters: 65
Average Posts per user: 1.87692307692308
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.217821782178218 (101:22) (18.0327868852459% noise)
First Post: getter_85
  Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  perl_god (4 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  perl_god (4 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  gwernol (1 posts).
  American AC in Paris (1 posts).
  netik (1 posts).
  Junta (1 posts).
  splorf (1 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | Atari's 30th Anniversary ***
Total Comments: 349
Total Posters: 205
Average Posts per user: 1.70243902439024
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0416666666666667 (336:14) (4.01146131805158% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  Alien Being (25 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  geeky-troll (6 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  GuyMannDude (3 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | Flip-Pad Voyager: Dual-screen Laptop ***
Total Comments: 272
Total Posters: 162
Average Posts per user: 1.67901234567901
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.109756097560976 (246:27) (9.92647058823529% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  Photar (16 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  Dead Fart Warrior (6 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  laxian (2 posts).
  smoondog (2 posts).
  NanoGator (2 posts).
  CaffeineAddict2001 (2 posts).
  rblancarte (2 posts).
  mark-t (2 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | Linux PDA From China ***
Total Comments: 174
Total Posters: 86
Average Posts per user: 2.02325581395349
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.268115942028986 (138:37) (21.264367816092% noise)
First Post: I'm Feeling Lucky
  Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  fm6 (16 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  I'm Feeling Lucky (4 posts).
  Sexual Asspussy (4 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  scotty (2 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | Built For Use ***
Total Comments: 178
Total Posters: 95
Average Posts per user: 1.87368421052632
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.154838709677419 (155:24) (13.4831460674157% noise)
First Post: Sexual Asspussy
  Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  carlos_benj (22 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  Sexual Asspussy (10 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  Squeamish Ossifrage (2 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | The Wireless Arcade ***
Total Comments: 108
Total Posters: 66
Average Posts per user: 1.63636363636364
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.172043010752688 (93:16) (14.8148148148148% noise)
First Post: TuxLuvr
  Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  TuxLuvr (14 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  TuxLuvr (12 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  Anne_Nonymous (2 posts).
  Monthenor (2 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | 2600 Magazine Defeats Ford ***
Total Comments: 215
Total Posters: 123
Average Posts per user: 1.7479674796748
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0964467005076142 (197:19) (8.83720930232558% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  Peyna (10 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  News For Turds (4 posts).
  neal n bob (4 posts).
  Seth Finklestein (4 posts).
  boltar (4 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  Mr Guy (2 posts).
  peterdaly (2 posts).
  pagsz (2 posts).
  uncoveror (2 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | Spelunking in Las Vegas ***
Total Comments: 170
Total Posters: 113
Average Posts per user: 1.50442477876106
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.155405405405405 (148:23) (13.5294117647059% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  DNS-and-BIND (7 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  Adolf Hitroll (4 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  Captain Large Face (2 posts).
  Your_Mom (2 posts).
  MrFredBloggs (2 posts).
  Gannoc (2 posts).
  oever (2 posts).
  stere0 (2 posts).
  __past__ (2 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | A User's First Look at GNOME 2.0 ***
Total Comments: 515
Total Posters: 232
Average Posts per user: 2.2198275862069
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0340681362725451 (499:17) (3.30097087378641% noise)
First Post: Big Dogs Cock
  Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  Leimy (14 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  on by (6 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  Avakado (2 posts).
  Dixie_Flatline (2 posts).
  anpe (2 posts).
  JanneM (2 posts).
  oliverthered (2 posts).
  GauteL (2 posts).
  yatest5 (2 posts).
  Random Walk (2 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | Microsoft Discloses Security Flaws in XP and WMPlayer ***
Total Comments: 281
Total Posters: 137
Average Posts per user: 2.05109489051095
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0763358778625954 (262:20) (7.11743772241993% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  Tony-A (10 posts).
  eswan (10 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  Big Dogs Cock (6 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  Mwongozi (2 posts).
  e_n_d_o (2 posts).
  Sycraft-fu (2 posts).
  Slashamatic (2 posts).
  bludstone (2 posts).
  epsalon (2 posts).
  Zeddicus_Z (2 posts).
  Vidmaster_Steve (2 posts).
  rob-fu (2 posts).
  red5 (2 posts).
  eswan (2 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | NeverWinter Nights Dedicated Linux Server Released ***
Total Comments: 201
Total Posters: 102
Average Posts per user: 1.97058823529412
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.160919540229885 (174:28) (13.9303482587065% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  Thomas A. Anderson (12 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  on by (10 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  Dunkalis (2 posts).
  atari2600 (2 posts).
  Jace of Fuse! (2 posts).
  Saxerman (2 posts).
  barzok (2 posts).
  Rydia (2 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | ICANN Bucharest Meeting Comes to a Close ***
Total Comments: 101
Total Posters: 43
Average Posts per user: 2.34883720930233
Signal:Noise ratio 1:1 (51:51) (50.4950495049505% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  GhostseTroll (10 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  GhostseTroll (10 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  jchawk (1 posts).
  sam_handelman (1 posts).
  PaxTech (1 posts).
  alizard (1 posts).
  Garry Anderson (1 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | Cracking Down on MP3s at the Office ***
Total Comments: 396
Total Posters: 224
Average Posts per user: 1.76785714285714
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.137535816618911 (349:48) (12.1212121212121% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  GhostseTroll (26 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  GhostseTroll (26 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  Yorrike (3 posts).
  chennes (3 posts).
  Tranvisor (3 posts).
  buffer-overflowed (3 posts).
  abe ferlman (3 posts).
  DigitalHammer (3 posts).
  jcsehak (3 posts).
  m_chan (3 posts).
  No Such Agency (3 posts).
  Sc00ter (3 posts).
  krogoth (3 posts).

*** Report for Todays Front Page ***
Total Comments: 4155
Total Posters: 1768
Average Posts per user: 2.35011312217195
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.131507592190889 (3688:485) (11.6726835138387% noise)
First Posts:
  AC: 12
  CLiT: 6
  Dumbasses: 0
  Filthy ACs!
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  NanoGator (50 posts).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
  GhostseTroll (42 posts).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
  Sc00ter (3 posts).
  CaffeineAddict2001 (3 posts).
  krogoth (3 posts).
  GuyMannDude (3 posts).
  DigitalHammer (3 posts).
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Journal: The Monotony Report: sneak peak! 1

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Here is a sneak peak of MonotonyReport.exe in action! It will produce a report like this for each story on the front page and then a grand total report! What other interesting things could I add to it? Any ideas?

*** Report for: Slashdot | Boeing Blended Wing Body Aircraft ***
Total Comments: 243
Total Posters: 119
Average Posts per user: 2.04201680672269
Slashbot:Troll ratio 1:0.0562770562770563 (231:13) (5.34979423868313%)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  NanoGator (12 posts).
  kmitchel (12 posts).
Biggest Troll (-1, logged in):
  Anonymous Cowrad (2 posts).
  GPL Troll (2 posts).
  The Matriculator (2 posts).
  Walmart Security (2 posts).
Biggest Whore (>3, logged in):
  elmegil (2 posts).
  Kraft (2 posts).
  BrainInAJar (2 posts).
  s20451 (2 posts).
  NeMon'ess (2 posts).
  heby (2 posts).

*** Report for: Slashdot | Doom3 and OpenGL2.0 ***
Total Comments: 207
Total Posters: 96
Average Posts per user: 2.15625
Slashbot:Troll ratio 1:0.209302325581395 (172:36) (17.3913043478261%)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
  Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
  NanoGator (4 posts).
  Disevidence (4 posts).
  User 956 (4 posts).
Biggest Troll (-1, logged in):
  Seth Finkelstien (2 posts).
Biggest Whore (>3, logged in):
  GigsVT (2 posts).

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