I get real tired of coders that feel they are above a critical reproach. You might not be as smart as you think you are.
Yep, although I don't go to the gym, I just walk.
Of course you would. You're a Walker.
The smartest people I know won't have a Facebook account. They tend to like being low profile.
Apply a ton of JB Weld.
Yoda will lift the ship out and levitates it to dry dock.
How exactly is your comment going to help?
It helped by making me laugh. Now I have the "Hot Pockets" jingle from No Agenda running through my head....