Zero hour nine a.m.
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then"
('Rocket Man', Elton John & Bernie Taupin)
Obviously someone at Cape Canevaral (or is it Kennedy?) likes the idea. A newsletter sent out on Jan 14th by the Kennedy Space Centre declares
NASA Investigates Illegal Substance Found in Shuttle Hangar CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. — NASA has launched an extensive investigation after a small amount of cocaine was found in a restricted area of the processing hangar for shuttle Discovery at Kennedy Space Center, Fla.
I'm sure a number of Slashdotters will have received the mailshot, but I can't find the press release online yet. The press release is referenced as "RELEASE: 01-10" from "Allard Beutel", but for some reason it's not online with the rest of their press releases.
"Toot, toot" said Fat Freddy
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.