If you saw this not coming, you must not be here.

Well I will only be satisfied with the service if I get my data back.

Your URL makes it sound like the quote is "There's 27 suckers born every minute."

Must be due to inflation.

I will just assume your reply went to the wrong post as well.

That is bizarre, your quote is from the FP and not the post you actually replied to.

I think we have proof that you have a "neural development disorder".

Not everyone with autism has superpowers. So will they be firing these people by the hundreds in order to weed out the gifted ones?

Yes, if you use enough acid it will kill just about anything.

When you go to hell, your punishment will be to go back and add comments to every bit of code you have ever written.

I am pretty sure I would rather stab myself in the eye then go back and look at code I wrote in 1999.

... don't even try.

Lotus 1-2-3 was still being developed as recently as 2013. What the hell?

Notes, you are next.

Yo dawg...

Bullshit Bingo?

Because they will release reports on how many calls come in. Be afraid, citizen, be afraid!

Considering this is Florida... Instead of Big Brother, this can be called Paranoid Granny.