: we currently have to go through the secret fisa rubber stamp factory to read encrypted data. thats cumbersome, you're a criminal and we just need time to build...er...prove...it.
: ok so you can read crypto...thats new...we're going to educate people on crypto...the strong flavor....
: thats probably evidence of a crime...people shouldnt hide things they dont...
: we just upped our ssl cyphers...so...up yours.
: guise...come on...just because we can read SOME crypto doesnt mean all of it...we have to tap googles data centerrrrr-
: Oh? Nice. Also all our devices ship with crypto enabled. by default. for, you know. security.
: Ditto....and it just works....
:ok...seriously guise you dont understand...this is different. sometimes we listen to everyones phonecalls and, well sometimes there are terrorists that...
: arent you locked up in an airport somewhere? er...no. you still dont understand!! damnit we need LEGAL access to snoop on encrypted data now theres just too much...
: hey guise i heard you like crypto
: wait....just hang on we need to get together and talk about this, its just a big misunderstanding this is about security.
: is it, NSA senpai? you've changed. I heard Schneier-san thinks youre baka.
:ITS NOT ME ITS SNOWDEN! hes the real traitor and that AARON SCHWARTZ is trying to CHELSEA MANNING the FREEDOM!!
: I'll just...leave this here....