Mmm, Freetos.

> My Mac Pro is named prozac.

That's depressing.

The penalty for obstructing a sidewalk is not 'being sprayed in the face at point-blank range with military grade pepper spray'.

That guy should be in jail for assault, IMHO.

>Apparently just saying "correlation does not imply causation" gets you modded up now.

Correlation does not necessarily imply causation.

Pie: Arse-squared.

What about 're-programming the microcode to reduce battery use/increase battery life', as Honda has done on the Civic hybrid?

They sold it as 48/51 mpg, then, some years later, the microcode 'fix', now the car gets ~35 mpg.

How do I get a refund?

They are saying Americans are not human, apparently, or at least, have no human characteristics..

You've been wearing those strong glasses again, haven't you?

Amazing that this got through to the front page of /. in the same week that it happened!

Do you always change your IP address between visiting different sites, then?

So, how does that work?

Why were they not included in (the) other debates?

Nice catch.

I want to learn more about these 'outer-body' experiences he refers to (paragraph 4).

Of course, it could just be another damp squid ;-)

Awesome Pie, because the cake was a lie.

It's you.
Look on page 3 of 3.

I'd like a Gun supply and Guitar store called 'Sounds and Rounds'

Or, 'Grenades and Serenades', possibly, if selling sheet music.

Gun store and Car dealership: 'Cars and BARs'?

Guns and Flowers: 'Pistils and pistols'.