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Comment Is his address public? (Score 3, Insightful) 539

Because I think it would be fitting if everyone were to forward him big packages containing all the unsolicited mail they've received recently. After all, that's "content" too, right, so if you don't want to receive it, you're "subverting freedom of the press" that allows anyone to send advertisements unsolicited to whoever they want and regardless of how annoyed they might get, right?

Comment Who doesn't do this already? (Score 1) 303

I've always done that - if I copy any code from somewhere else, I add a comment saying where I got it from. Not because I feel like I need to legally, more because it's *helpful* - it's helpful if you come back a year later, and you're like, I don't remember writing this code? Oh, right, I didn't, I got it from somewhere else. It's also extra-helpful if the reason for the revisit later is because you think there might be a bug - first thing to do is go check the original source, see if the bug was already fixed. And of course, it is also polite to give proper credit, even if nobody is going to see the source other than your coworkers.

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Comment Re:Head In Sand (Score 1) 247

Nah, we should build a wall, but clearly it's going to be paid for mainly with funds from the Chinese mafia. (Things to make sure: 1. it's not actually in Mexico; 2. it's not a tower a mile up into the air with bushes hanging mid-air; 3. don't build it while high on maca.)

Comment "Always" is a powerful word (Score 1) 242

"Always" is a powerful word. "Often", perhaps, but I'm over 30, work at a software company, have worked there since I graduated with an undergrad cs degree, have no interest in becoming an executive, and got a pretty nice raise last year, and another one this year. And my boss, who is at least as talented a developer as I am, is female, and is married with a a kid, so presumably sex is being had (with other people) by at least one other member of my team (I obviously don't ask about my coworkers' sex lives, but having a kid is pretty good proof.) Absolutes are absolute. :p

p.s. my job also doesn't ever require math beyond basic algebra, which is actually kinda sad, I took so much math in college and never use it.

Comment Re:Not Understanding (Score 2) 78

How about making their core product suck less instead of more, so it stops declining in market share? (I say this as someone who is still using FF as my primary browser, as I personally think it sucks the least of the available options... but for the past couple years, every version closes that gap just a little bit more...)

Comment Re:Why not self-driving trains first? (Score 1) 143

I disagree completely. Not that companies aren't all over pushing technologies that nobody actually cares about (3d tvs, anyone?), but self-driving cars are absolutely not in that category. I'm looking forward to them, my wife is looking forward to them, tons of people at work are looking forward to them.

I do think those crazy futurists predicting that learning to driving will be totally obsolete in our lifetime are either being wildly optimistic, or more likely, are making hyperbolic predictions in the interest of garnering more clicks... but I absolutely predict self-driving cars will be popular, and will be fairly *common* in our lifetimes, just not ubiquitous. Less like cars replacing horses... more like automatic replacing manual transmission. Plenty of people know how to drive stick still, decades later (I'm not one of them)- but that number keeps going down. Some people know how because they had to, or because they figured it'd be good in case of emergency, while some people actively prefer driving that way, but the skill is unlikely to *completely* disappear as long as there are cars left on the road to drive, which there most likely always will be.

That said, ew, Ford, really? Ford? Ugh. I'd been long-predicting a Google-Tesla partnership, which would be super cool. Ford?

Comment quote (Score 1) 112

> "consumers have come to expect their car to mimic smartphone functionality."

I have never heard *anyone* say this, ever. Integration with smartphones: yes. *Replacing* a smartphone: nope, not at all, ever, no thanks. Am I just behind the times, or is this more like how consumers have supposedly come to expect 3D and/or ultra-4k tvs that nobody actually needs or wants?

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