The candidate is seated in aroom with a secretary type person, who after a few minutes, says, hey are you a tech guy - my printer isn't working
And an obvious answer would be: "Yes, I am a tech guy and would really like to help you. Really, but unfortunately I don't work here... yet."
"Live or die, I'll make a million." -- Reebus Kneebus, before his jump to the center of the earth, Firesign Theater