No where will you find a post where I make that claim. Quite the opposite, in fact, as you'll find many of my posts where I criticize various aspects of JS as well as acknowledge specific issues with PHP. I've spoken in defense of both, sure, but only when the criticisms being offered were objectively incorrect. See, your problem is that you mistake your uninformed and subjective opinions for objective fact.
This isn't a my first website discussion, there's no room for your pre-Comp. Sci. 101 understanding of computing here
You'll note that this is NOT a discussion about computing, but about philosophy. You'll also note that bsdasym's comment is painfully incompetent. There is nothing even remotely defensible in, at least, the portion of his comment I quoted.
If you have something to ACTUALLY contribute, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Go ahead, defend bsdasym's comment. It will be interesting to watch you, with no background in philosophy, make a fool of yourself.