Tatisimo, I'm Mexican, and for your information the ammount of stupidity in your post is impressive.
I studied primary school in a private school, and did two years of secundaria in a government school. I had a good time in both of them, but the difference in quality between these schools was truly shocking, even for me at that age. I also studied one year in a French school and I assure you the difference of quality is overwhelming.
Mexican people in general are not as well educated as you claim, and sadly, many educated people end up working in sweatshops.
Así que con todo (o poco) respeto, o tienes un sentido del humor finísimo, o estás bien güey.