That was my first thought too.
Ryan, not to argue with your success, but the next time you tinker with the recipe consider using some beer instead of water. You'll get more of what the yeast wants to do right out of a bottle.
Then you would have hated my message around the time "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" was in its prime.
"Hi, this is Brian. Leave your name and number after the beep. If you would like me to return you call answer this question: What body of water has the longest shore line in the continental US?"
I rotated the question weekly and received many 8 second voice mails consisting of someone thinking out loud, hanging up in frustration and never leaving their intended message.
Most public domain software is free, at least at first glance.