are they announcing the release of their latest Zune-phone clone?

oh, it's only because i live in Times Square that my inbox is overflowing!! Damn.

Yes singing is required, special bonus points for songs that can be used to calculate astrological data.

Apple is not a software company that makes hardware. they are a hardware company that makes software because they can not stand the idea of an inferior OS soiling their little slice of hardware perfection.

technically there are no Ubuntu employees. Anyone who works for the commercial backers of the Ubuntu Distribution works for Canonical, thus your statement

An Ubuntu employee will have to drop by your house and click through the agreement...

now reads

A Canonical employee will have to drop by your house and click through the agreement...