it is a very bad president
Come on, now. This is Obama's fault, too?
"We've got to stop scaring people away from golf by telling them that there is only one way to play the game and it includes these specific guidelines"
Sounds like Blizzard is taking over golf.
sudden joyous upturn of hope that he also expresses so superbly
You can really see that "joyous upturn of hope" at the end of the Lord of the Rings; After Frodo destroys the One Ring, he returns to the Shire and everything is just peachy-keen and happy! Classic Tolkien!
How would he like his precious satellites to get up in to space?
A balloon filled with unicorn farts.
Fortunately we don't need a gun to get to work.
Ah, you don't live in Stockton...
I'm supposed to care about this guy why?