Seriously, you need to find a better theater. Or open one yourself, it sounds like you've found a market for a decent theater.
didn't even watch a single lecture
Therein lies the problem. I don't want to watch a fucking lecture. I don't want to slow down to the speed at which someone speaks. I can read much faster then someone can speak. I would greatly prefer to just read the material instead of watching a video. My mind will wander if I have to watch a lecture, since it is not being supplied information quickly enough. An occasional video that demonstrates something specific is fine, but not a lecture.
I also know I can go swimming in any of my watches and they'll be just fine.
I understand some of your points, but not this one. I can go swimming with my phone and it will be fine, too.
it is a very bad president
Come on, now. This is Obama's fault, too?
"We've got to stop scaring people away from golf by telling them that there is only one way to play the game and it includes these specific guidelines"
Sounds like Blizzard is taking over golf.
sudden joyous upturn of hope that he also expresses so superbly
You can really see that "joyous upturn of hope" at the end of the Lord of the Rings; After Frodo destroys the One Ring, he returns to the Shire and everything is just peachy-keen and happy! Classic Tolkien!
How would he like his precious satellites to get up in to space?
A balloon filled with unicorn farts.