Out Of Office = "I'm not going to get a timely reply"
Why isn't this a split screen of without and with?
..why not crawl all these movie review sites and use some super algorithm to sort these things.
Even though it's not on the ballot, Estonia overwhelmingly voted to join Russia.
Don't listen to all these bitter pricks.
Execs know the job of IT is to maintain systems and to increase work-efficiency through collaborative technology.
Instead of being boring "yeah everything fine, piss off" announce internal initiatives and goals that even a commoner can understand. Talk about important milestones or stories of exceptional (and actual) personal achievement. If you track your hours, announce how many man-hours were placed into a particular project. Show me the numbers.
If you fall into that "we work hard" crying bullshit, fuck you. My cat works trying to get that god damn dot with no results. I want to see results that people OUTSIDE OF IT actually like. If you did something that took 5,000 hours and everything sucks and the users don't like it... why did you do it in the first place? That's when the inquisitions start.
Involves cats doing cute things, Nikola Tesla, and kickstarter.
Valve makes money with Steam.
Valve has hammered out a useful content delivery platform for Linux and OS X.
Valve makes it easier to translate DX to OGL.
Collect profit... eventually.
Since the CIA can't outright shoot him, they'll just alter a few videos to make it look like he's gay in Russia.
If anything it should be called Andoria.
See. No one really knows how insurance or insurance companies work.
This just in "Do more with less and stay longer" causes emotional and psychological distress.
Film at 6 but it will actually take until like 11:30.
Linux is a great kernel. Linux has never had a good or stable GUI environment. Ever.
OS X and iOS QA has gone to shit. They're toys from China that break a lot now.
Windows 8 is a LSD trip. Windows 7 is the new Windows XP. However the Microsoft people will say Windows "next version" will be super better!!!! (since about Windows 3.11) like a broken record.
What's wrong with paper again?
Get. The. Fuck. Out. while you still can.
The cloud is coming. It is going to destroy your industry unless you work for a cloud startup. Box is looking at your SAN with big HTML 5 hard on.
Just saying.... the accountants will make this happen.
STEM should be a huge priority.
There should be lesser government support of underwater basket weaving degrees. They're useless.