Can i get a hard hat for the office?
several lies here.
1) you have a wife. c'mon, this is slashdot.
2) you have a girlfriend. see above.
3) you bought porn. really?
uh. that's not a car analogy. where's my freakin' car analogy?!
I think that's only because his species are color blind.
to start something you're not sure you can finish. i wrote a framework in perl to generate some pdf reports, complete with graphs and automated text. took me quite a while, and a lot of "i'll come back to this part later". i went from the script being used to piece together bash/shell commands, to it doing everything.
but the point is, i kept at it. taking a little part at a time and futzing around with it till it worked a little better.
yeah, but whose head? if anyone, it'll be the guy who let him pass. the one earning $10 an hour. big deal. his supervisor (earning $12/hr), maybe gets written up. their manager? a stern talking to. that's it.