This is how my boss is going to force me to become an Oracle DBA.
How about abolishing the H-1B visa program entirely?
They could just try to be funnier so people don't get confused.
I only upgrade to versions which end in a even number. Works every time!
But then again, I only upgrade after taking my left shoe off, so that might be a factor too.
What is this "magazine" of which you speak?
Aw come on, what about "HUMUNGOSAURUS"? That sounds pretty bad-ass.
Well said, Mr. A. Coward.
"You have no right whatsoever to anonymity in public."
True, and yet many people think they have it on the Internet.
(this isn't my real name, by the way)
So, I'm reading this to include all police and retail security cameras.
"Hi, welcome to Walmart, sign here to allow us to monitor you while you shop. Have a great day!"
Making fire with two sticks.
Building a shelter with a minimum of resources.
Foraging for food at night.
Navigating by stars.
And I'd be willing to bet you're not an FTE for the temp agency either. They refer to us as "full-time employees", but we're still only employed for the length of the contract with their client and are not given the same benefits as those who work in the agency office.
"...a vacuum cleaner, or a car, or a book."
Three items not owned by a majority of
Dictatorships have always feared large groups of citizens massing in public. The TS(S)A will continue to discourage people from leaving their homes for any reason other than going to work.
Single tasking: Just Say No.