"If I passed you on the right you are in the wrong fucking lane"
This is the one I would use the most. Apparently Ohioans don't understand the term "passing lane".
Hugging is common way of greetings in Western culture. But this way is not common in Japan. If we try to hug a woman before we leave, she will reject strongly. If we do this between men, others will consider we are gay.
I think it's because the land of our country is so narrow so we've learned to keep some distance from each other in natural way from ancient times.
You are in a maze of UUCP connections, all alike.