Straight from Hugh Howey's Silo series!
$100 / day, paid in full by google, direct deposit, and I'll wear a stupid fucking smart watch.
I don't have to use it, do I?
PS: I already wear a watch.
Yeah I've seen that stuff. It's spendy. I have been meaning to try it in a pilot batch, though. I wasn't aware it pushed below 20 ppm. THAT is news. Thanks!
"(There are now innovations in the mashing process that can remove most of the gluten from a full barley grain bill, so it's no longer necessary to resort to sorghum!)"
As a professional brewer this is news to me. I would love to see this point expanded upon.
Speaking strictly as a small brewer (7 BBL) this would put us out of business. To be honest I think we seem to have pushed it back for now.
Too bad that IBM is long, long gone.
It will probably be several thousand years before home sapiens no linger needs plumbers. Or at least plumbing robots.
" I am concerned that, if I do not abolish these annoying tendencies, I may have trouble later on in life"
No reason to worry. Life will abolish them for you.
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Many of the day-to-day calculations we use in our craft brewery are simple Perl scripts run on FreeBSD. Who needs more? The real work is done with a pencil and a calculator anyway!